Whiskey or popcorn?

Tonight is the night for the most potentially interesting political debate of my lifetime. Not because it really matters, but because it offers a most stunning differential in talent, knowledge and experience. Michigan vs. Appalachian State? Maybe... I'll need whiskey. I think some low-fat popcorn might suffice. I am watching this as a potential train wreck. "Ta-a-a-d!!! Come kick this guy's ass!"