Monday, September 29, 2008

Bad Parenting 101

Damned genetics! My 10-year-old son is a Beatles nut to the nth degree. The good news is this obsession takes up space once reserved for Pokemon, the soulless Asian export fighting heroes. The bad news is it's an obsession about as bad as the one I had for the Beatles. In answering J's questions about lyrics such as "Roll up for the mystery tour" and "Turn off the old mind relax and float downstream..." I elected to answer honestly. They're good musicians and entertainers, but no one to serve as a role models. You shouldn't do it, but that's what they're singing about. So J tells Sweet Pea (Mommy) that he knows the Magical Mystery Tour is about marijuana simulates rolling a joint as I (without even thinking about it and probably jonesing a little) did in explaining it, and she correctly freaks. Then I start second guessing. After all, I had no idea what dope was when I was 10. So I am backpedaling pretty hard, and at the same time still a little married to the honesty idea. I mean, what if he tries a little reefer in junior high? I'd like him to feel like he can be as candid about that as he would be about anything else he might be doing. Sweet Pea and I are debating the point in front of him (more bad parenting). I send him off to YouTube to listen to Ringo's No No Song (No no no no, Idon't smoke it no more...) and the issue is temporarily at rest. So my sweet little boy is potentially prematurely "cool", and it's my own fault. Gadzooks.

2 comments:

Holly Wade Matter said...

Maybe you can convince him that smoking reefer is something quaint that people did back in the olden days, sort of like using a typewriter or dialing a phone, and that the hip hop happenin' thing now is eating lots of whole grains and fresh veggies. "I get high on fiber!"

Well, okay. Maybe not.

madsaxer said...

And when he gets a little older I can forbid him to eat fiber or go to church... And tell him it's cool to smoke...

Dicey business raising a kid and balancing honesty and personal history with common sense and effective guidance.